Jay Cutler is making himself at home in Chicago by hitting the bars and clubs and reportedly hooking up with internet celebrity Julia Allison. Page Six has the scoop, which most likely came from Allison herself with the obvious "gross" comment intended to make it look otherwise...

"He was sitting in a banquette and she was standing between his thighs, touching them and facing him," says a spy. "They were all over each other. It was kind of gross. He was drinking beer all night but she stuck to water." Our witness says Cutler and Allison left together, but not before he asked the deejay to play the Bears' fight song.

If you're not familiar with Ms. Allison, she's a somewhat well known Internet publicity whore (thanks mostly to Gawker) who occasionally appears on cable news shows due to her past work for Star magazine.

The good thing about a girl like Julia is, there's never anything "alleged" about her. The night of April 11th, she naturally updated her Twitter account to report on the events as they were unfolding...

9:44 pm - Dancing at Hub 51 with Jay Cutler from the Bears!

2:00 am - Jay Cutler told me he "liked [my] headband." Without prompting, I might add. !!!!

There's a good chance "showing him my headband" will become the next catch-phrase for fellatio. She didn't post on Twitter again until the following morning, so you can draw your own conclusions from there. I'm a little disappointed in Cutler - can't a top tier NFL quarterback do a little better? I suppose not with that awful haircut.

Anna Kournikova may not have the amazing tennis body she had back when she still played professional tennis, but when she participated in the Nautica Triathlon in South Beach recently she proved that she still can fill out some form-fitting spandex pants with the best of 'em.

Although I think it's extremely unfair how Anna got tagged with the whole "never won a singles tournament" label even though she won countless doubles tournaments and was actually ranked as the top female doubles player in the world at one point, I still couldn't help but chuckle that she was assigned number 1 for the event.

Maria Sharapova, our favorite blonde Russian tennis player (who still actually plays tennis) returned to action at Indian Wells recently, opting to play only in the doubles tournament while she gets back into the swing of things. Sharapova and partner Maria Kirilenko ended up losing in the first round, but with the return of the best legs in women's tennis we're all winners if you ask me. Of course we have the pictures to prove it - why else would I be writing about tennis?